In this Article I will explain the absolute power of spoons and how it can defeat Leyla. But first I need to give you Leyla’s character. Leyla Nichelle Akin was born on October 27th 2008 to a Chinese mother, May Akin and a Turkish father, Sabre Akin. Her spirit is the ancient spirit of evil, Malo. Malo takes a host at the height of their villain, her former hosts include but is not limited to Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Osama Bin Laden, Ferdinand Marcos and Gengis Khan. She has done many disgusting and depraved things like shootings, pedophillia, bombings, and many other crimes. We’ve heard enough about that absolute disgrace of a human being. Now, let’s talk about the literal best thing in the world. SPOONS! Spoons are love, Spoons are life. You might not understand this right now but soon you will. It all started in Philadelphia. When I first went to Philadelphia, I had hate in my heart and insanity plagued my mind. I brought 5 spoons to Philly to possibly get the opportunity to see the life leave Leyla’s eyes as I plunged the spoons into her heart. Instead the spoons acted as a kind of therapy and it allowed me to have the insanity in my mind to be eliminated in just 3 days. It didn’t remove my hate though in fact it strengthened it. Leyla somehow still managed to be a hateful person despite the fact that spoons were a guarantee that the hate will be plunged into the deep dark depths of hell. Then I realized something. Leyla didn’t want to get better. Leyla didn’t want the positivity of the spoons in her life because she was the symbol of negativity. Spoons and Leyla were bitter enemies and I was to blind to see it. That’s why I’ve never seen her use a spoon because the positivity of it damages her. While Leyla was the hateful successor of power-hungry, despicable and self-centered dictators, spoons are the superior eating utensil, allowing people to what in utter delight. Spoons are Leyla’s nemesis and weakness. The only way we can defeat her is by banding together as a community and storming Leyla’s house. Some of us may be injured, some might be arrested, some of us may even die but these sacrifices are worth it. Leyla is a menace to all of society and every second she is not in a jail cell is a second that she can be hurting someone else. Please join us and let’s make this world a safer place by taking Leyla out of it. Go to Insert Website here or email “[email protected]” to sign up for the cause. I highly urge going to the website and it has an excess of information on our cause. Any volunteers for the Spooners Against Leyla cause will be appreciated. We need courageous people like you to join our cause and allow us to make a change. Also, one final message to Leyla: be scared, we’re coming for you and we’re bringing the big guns, or should I say spoons.